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情報デスクVIRTUAL – 札幌コンテンポラリー [2012]

1. WELCOME 2 SHOP@HOME NETW☯RK LLC #WEEDBREAK #ROLL_UP_THEM_BLUNTS_FOR_2K12 03:23
2. 札幌地下鉄・・・「ENTERING FLIGHT MUSEUM」 02:37
3. ODYSSEUSこう岩寺「OUTDOOR MALL」 02:31
4. iMYSTIQUE エジプト航空「EDU」 03:37
5. ”GEAR UP” 4 FLIGHTシアトルズベスト 03:50
6. 7 WONDERS OF THE iNTERNET FT WIND☯WS 97「GEOMETRIC HEADDRESS」 01:49
7. heihu.org.cn MOON FOUNTAIN 02:12
8. PRISM CORP不可能な生き物 04:28
9. T E S T A R O S S A interLude ~ iNTELLiMAX RELEASE GROUP PRESENTS 02:09
10.NEO SUNSETTERS エネルギー危機iCONGO 00:58
11.TUSCANY背筋に対して「NEO SPA」 02:50
12.HB☯ PORN 04:07
13.CONTEMPORARYセーター (from NEW DREAMS LTD demo) 01:26
14.HOTEL TAIWAN WELC☯MES U 02:31
15.M A X I FERRARI ~ レーススラム 03:04
16.風船ガムBUBBLEGUM 02:17
17.XX ”RUBY DUSK ON A 2ND LIFE NUDE BEACH” ☯ . . . の生活・・・「ロベルタ」 03:33
18.「GOODNIGHT BLESS YOU」つかの間のSPIRIT 02:59
19.☆ANGELBIRTH☆ 01:22
20.街へSAPPORO NiGHTS BRINGiN IT BACC ✔✔✔ #WEEDBREAK 02:41
21.WKPX CEEPHAX ’81新しい年 ∕ 「NITE OWL TV」 01:04
22.MARBLE白鳥 04:37
23.HEALING 海岸で昼寝MY LAST TEARS 01:25
24.DAYBREAK 来世 FLIGHT TO ISRAEL (#XFMS 2K12) 03:55
25.3D崖の端 ∕ ”B E Y O N D” THE LIMIT


40 comments

  1. Anon August 8, 2012

    Mother of god.

    • DebbieLove August 10, 2012

      Θεοτόκος

  2. anon August 9, 2012

    Been after this one, Thanks!

  3. fookoid August 9, 2012

    jesus wept

  4. apple blimp August 9, 2012

    what is this? i refuse to listen to something that has song names like this

  5. Ghost of Michael Jackson August 9, 2012

    what is this i don’t even

    is james ferraro involved
    or the computer dreamz dude

  6. krinksize August 9, 2012

    dont talk sh*t if you dont understand something… have a listen
    http://beerontherug.bandcamp.com/album/-

  7. anon August 9, 2012

    bangin’! i’m ready to start shopping now.

  8. raccoon August 9, 2012

    woah! appalling, although there is something kind of awesome about how relentlessly this sucks.

    • Poor August 9, 2012

      You’ve figured it out then.

  9. christophe August 9, 2012

    I was at first sceptical when pressing play. The curry I had last night has been squeezing itself out of me all day, like one of those cake decorating icing things, the last one left a magnificent shape, like a fat earthworm with its hungry mouth open, thirsty for the muddy toilet water.
    But once I pressed play the pain left me, it helped that the fish in the tropical tank started to dance, but maybe that was down to the ketamine.
    I’ve been thinking about getting a hair transplant, it’s hard to pull school girls when you have more on your chest than your head. Maybe they can use the ones on my ass, it would cure to birds with one stone, I wouldn’t have to worry about the painfull swinging peanuts and the tearing sounds they make when i grit my teeth to remove them.
    This album rules, the song titles suit it perfectly, hopefully it will get me laid.

    • DebbieLove August 10, 2012

      sexy

    • bozzino August 10, 2012

      brilliante

  10. Ω August 9, 2012

    beauty
    n.
    1. The quality that gives pleasure to the mind or senses and is associated with such properties as harmony of form or color, excellence of artistry, truthfulness, and originality.
    2. One that is beautiful, especially a beautiful woman.
    3. A quality or feature that is most effective, gratifying, or telling: The beauty of the venture is that we stand to lose nothing.
    4. An outstanding or conspicuous example: “Hammett’s gun went off. The shot was a beauty, just slightly behind the eyes” (Lillian Hellman).

    Of course it was necessary to be-gin my review with the definition of beauty, because, like a radiant light SHINING out of the deep black of the thickest dark-ness, this album parades it from all angles.
    Like any red-blooded male, what first caught my eye was the cover, and a google search proved more than worthwhile. How devine it is to have music which matches the BEAUTY of the artist.
    I stayed sober for this, wanted to be clear-headed while looking into her eyes on my favorite google image, listening to her lusciously SWEET sounds.

    I’ll keep this short again, as my posts have been getting very long of late, and are not being appreciated. So, ignore the mind-less comments above mine, and take my advice (after all I have been partaking of deep-audiomancy for nigh on 30 years now).
    Listen to this, you WON’T regret it.

    Uncie Phoenix
    x

    • Juliette August 10, 2012

      Such cerebral cogitation babe.

  11. wake August 9, 2012

    /thread

  12. zillis August 9, 2012

    is good. kidn of reminds me of sassydad.tumblr.com/

  13. geezer pleazr August 9, 2012

    reminds me of Macintosh Plus

  14. Ω August 9, 2012

    That which we cursed we now extol. Gotta love the horror of sheer precision.

    • michel August 11, 2012

      hello again darling. the offer is open for as long as you need to consider it. i will wait for you xx

  15. visceral August 9, 2012

    Wow. There’s some pretty sexy saxophone solos scattered in these tracks. I think they should team up with Chromeo…soon.

  16. matt j August 9, 2012

    some of it is ill and other parts of it are like cheesy early 90’s porn music. really dont know what to say about this one other than its at least wortyh a download.

  17. hey August 9, 2012

    this shit garbage bra

  18. ddoug August 9, 2012

    finally. that elevator music i’ve been waiting for!

  19. [-o-] August 10, 2012

    vrfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpsscchhjjjtt !!!

    some great tunes

  20. silver account August 10, 2012

    The latest incarnation of New Dreams Ltd. is 情報デスクVIRTUAL, which in Roman letters is written ‘Jouhou Desuku VIRTUAL’, roughly meaning ‘Virtual Information Desk’. The album, released in April, is called ‘札幌コンテンポラリー’ meaning ‘Contemporary Sapporo’, a reference to the Japanese city, and its track titles are quite something to behold: ODYSSEUSこう岩寺「OUTDOOR MALL」 (the characters in the middle mean ‘granite temple’), HEALING 海岸で昼寝MY LAST TEARS (in the middle, ‘nap on the beach’), 3D崖の端 ∕ ‘‘B E Y O N D’‘ THE LIMIT (begins ‘3D Edge of a Cliff’) and the astonishing XX ‘‘RUBY DUSK ON A 2ND LIFE NUDE BEACH’‘ ☯ . . . の生活・・・「ロベルタ」 (‘… Of life… “Roberta”’). With aeroplanes and a flight attendant on the cover and track titles referencing malls, museums and hotels, the album seems to present itself as an aid to the tourism industry, but then are also references to sports cars, the internet, weed and pornography. The music on ‘Contemporary Sapporo’ is the most dead-pan vaporwave can get – sultry smooth jazz instrumentals and exotica from session musicians in the glossiest studios, ringing with E Pianos and other infinitely engineered synthesiser presets. And yet even here, the producer throws in the occasional moment of glitch or pitchbend to jolt the listener out of complacency, and to smash the glass.

    • michel August 11, 2012

      well done on finding out how to cut and paste.
      this article makes me want to take a pencil to the temple.

  21. DebbieLove August 10, 2012

    Hush now, for this tinkles within my coruscating interior wolf mother whilst magistrates some gossamery vociferations. X

  22. bozzino August 10, 2012

    i cannota beleiva thisa albuma hasa sucha titles. mama mia no more ofa the downloadinga for mia.

  23. Hunan Robot August 10, 2012

    no

  24. Juliette August 10, 2012

    During the time that I prick up one’s ears to this prodigious vocal or instrumental sounds (or both) combined in such a way as to produce beauty of form, harmony, and expression of emotion, my pum-pum punani begins to humidify

    • AZIZ August 11, 2012

      ARRRGH!! I LOVE THE PUPPUMPUNANI !!! BOOOM !! I WANT SOME URRRGH !!!
      AZIZ

      • AZIZ August 11, 2012

        (MY SISTER HAS BEEN AWAY FROM OUR COMMUNAL BEDROOM TO LONG !! )

  25. Fuckallyall August 10, 2012

    Time travel back in time to porn music production in 1986. Make music for porn in the future. Beam tapes to future… Transport self back to future…. sounds nothing like music from the future. the end.

    • AZIZ August 11, 2012

      AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA !!!
      AZIZ

  26. Dr.Nichon August 11, 2012

    if nodata could upload the Macintosh Plus album that would be so huge… http://beerontherug.bandcamp.com/album/floral-shoppe

    • Juliette August 12, 2012

      Roger me

  27. gold account August 16, 2012

    Parody and appropriation often go hand in hand, but the appropriation here is so ridiculously extensive you might mistake these recontextualizations as a reframing of the synthetic pop products of past in order to uncover their supposed innate value. But whether or not these songs are considered “good” to begin with is quickly brushed aside by the training-video aesthetics of opening track “WELCOME 2 SHOP@HOME NETW☯RK LLC #WEEDBREAK #ROLL_UP_THEM_BLUNTS_FOR_2K12,” a track so cheesy and so bad that, even when reframed, it’s cheesy and bad. Or, at the very least, forgettable and inconsequential. This indifference to taste is flaunted throughout the album — on the mid-level hotel restaurant jazz of “札幌地下鉄・・・「ENTERING FLIGHT MUSEUM」” and “HOTEL TAIWAN WELC☯MES U,” on the new age presets of “PRISM CORP不可能な生き物” and “M A X I FERRARI ~ レーススラム,” on the crisp adult-contemporary flows of “MARBLE白鳥” and “HEALING 海岸で昼寝MY LAST TEARS” — to the point where this direct and, importantly, chosen confrontation with the bland becomes a large part of the sensually jarring, hyperreality-by-proxy experience that is listening to 札幌コンテンポラリー.

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