put a BONK on it!

It’s the kind of music an avant garde artist would have playing at their new installation entitled ‘Pissing on a plastic sheet and having Kendal Jenner roll around on it to the new EP by arvant gardeists The Animal Collectives’. Like yah, super cool.

Whenever music industry people use these awkward adjectives I can’t help but get the feeling some kind of marketing consultant told them to use “bonkers” after doing extensive focus groups with young adults aged 18-34, and found that one had the most positive associations.

Also, Jimmy Mack was in my “Apple Music Playlists” or whatever the other day, is whatever corporation that owns the intellectually property for Jimmy Mack getting a biopic ready or something and this is all marketing?

I can’t believe anything on the frontpage of Pitchfork to be authentic, sorry, what can i say.

look the Black Dice for normies farted out another one

Please REUP!

black die WISH they could write actual songs! they got REAL boring post broken beer record!