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Juststufit has brought to our attention a serious puzzle that must but cannot be solved, high stakes conundrums as such are usually appropriated to lower forms of human life: FSB, CIA, and former KGB agents etc. et al. We all know who the raider in question is (cannot be named due to defamation and slander lawsuits that might arise) but like the ten ton pink elephant in the room, the raider will not go away. In the real world problems are dealt with: men take out insurance policies and then murder their wives after they have taken a new lover, women are learning this same trick. Putin sends to of his ex KGB thugs to the UK with Plutonium that is laced into Victor Livedenko’s tea, (former KGB agent) who dies two week later. The raiders watch us like hawks, follow our every steps, and the store this information in large data banks only to be used when someone becomes a problem (we all know who the raider in question is) and then this data is re-assembled into a perfect picture of that raider’s accumulative life. I am not in a position to green light a solution to our problem, a manner that only those who live in the real world can handle. You will only get a wink and a nod from me. Long live the guild.

Nope, because that contravenes rule #8 of my guild’s Recruitment Guidelines. See rules as follows:

1. Have a dedicated set of rules all guild members must adhere to
2. Keep everything as transparent as possible
3. Be fair to everyone – unless they are Russian or fascist
4. Keep toxic players out, or delete them ASAP!!!
5. REMEMBER: “In the long run you are much better off teaching good people how to be great raiders, rather than teach great raiders how to be good people…” (Kanawaza-Ursin)
R.I.P Kanawaza-Ursin, what a life lived!
6. Promote people who are positive and have good ideas
7. Tell people who complain: “Bring me 4 possible solutions to a problem you think we have, or suck it up and get over it”. Remember, you’re job is not to be a mother! Don’t be silly.
8. No substance use (including Adderall and other stimulants!) You don’t want some dummy dropping out of a rain to get a hit of dope! If WoW isn’t addictive enough on it’s own, you need to reconsider your choice of guild!
9. Finally: don’t let anyone EVER hold your guild or raid “hostage”. The minute someone says anything like “Either do A, or B, or C – or I won’t tank/heal/raid/play/LG quit…” simply help them along and give them Das Boot! (btw, whose bed have ur boots been under?)
10. Oh – one more thing which has kept our guild Drama Free since Vanilla….keep /guild chat “clean”. Tell your people the following topics are forbidden from guild chat: Religion, Politics, defamatory/racist crap, sexual preferences, favourite types of junk food, drug use, or bragging about your hacking skills… Guild Chat and unfair Raid Looting are the 2 biggest guild crushers. The wrong comment on the wrong day….and it’s like a torpedo to a cruiseliner… ….

Hope this helps. Regards,
Juststufit of Ursin Elite Guild