Old Hoodboi & Lido’s Palm Reader’s Shop on 2434 East Riverside Drive in San Bernardino California will call the shots for any slippery hand who beckons themselves in with a twenty dollar bill and a fearless taste for the future. Good fortune or doom, they never hold back. My reading came up empty. No future.

I’m going to write about you in my master’s thesis on the aesthetic paradigms of New Media Art as post-structuralist critical theory.

I flunked post-structuralist critical theory, or dropped out. I can’t remember anymore. New Media Art and the aesthetic paradigm shifts that it elicits are way beyond this tiny little brain of mine, but thank you just the same for choosing me as a subject for your thesis, I am honored.

I’m going to write about you when I next take a shit.

Both responses of a great pleasurable sensation. I think that you will do better at taking a dump rather than attempting to write a coherent sentence, just an instinct that I have.