shave your head, get weird

No, I’m lonely

When I was in college I lived alone in a single room apartment with sparse furnishings. My telephone sat on the cold hardwood floors in the middle of the room. Every night, when I was studying it would ring and this creep would ask me the same question: “Are you alone?” I always answered in the affirmative, “Yes”, but that was a lie because there was an army of cockroaches with me in this 2,000 dollar a month dump.

not as good as impersonator, but still great.

is there any chance to have the links working again?
thnx in advance!