I hear that… I guess some people are just lucky enough to know what magazines to read in order to align themselves with genuinely cool opinions, huh?

So, are you, like, genuinely hip, then? ‘Meta-hip’, maybe? So fucking hip that you can see through all the lower-level mere pseudo-hipness to the deep truth that nobody is hip? (Except, perhaps, you? Or else, hipness is actually not hip, and you, by not being hip, are therefore hip?)

;-)

All this classification and putting people down on the basis that there’s a band they like or dislike and that therefore means that they’re more or less hip or uncool or whatever the hell else – for fuck’s sake, it’s just music! Enjoy it if you can! If not, then I hope y’all find something else out there that you can enjoy!