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I think I’ve taken that tour

Ole Lana Del Ray is up early with the birds on Saturday morning so that she can ride the Hollywood Tourist bus. The driver blares over the intercom, “Over there is where Betty Davis lived, and over there is Greta Garbo’s old mansion. You remember the film ‘Sunset Boulevard”? Lana stands up with her binoculars and peers at the old mansion. She is the only one on the bus, but the driver continues to talk loudly through the intercom.

she can take a guided tour around my sausage

OMG!!!!!!!!! I nearly wet myself when I saw this. Squealing with delight I hurriedly put my fluffy headphones on and shut the curtains before the postman could see my in my spaghetti t-shirt/brown Y fronts ensemble. The lovely, lovely Lana comes forth and is born to die, again and again and again, and again. Will my dreams always come true? Well of course they can. I can tell you this pop-pickers when she opens her mouth the HEAVENS speak to me, trumpets trump and the voices of an angel kisses me on the ears. When you are on as many highs as I, ( I am after all the most celebrated being at all the posh celebrity parties), the whole world re-joices. Once I’ve listened to this about 23 times I’ll let you people know what it’s all about. So get on the OxyContin, spark up a doob and get on top of Lana and give her a good right seeing to.
That is all my followers.

Wtf what’s THIS doing here?

pussy rapist

did you hear shes making an album with oneohtrix?
gon be epic yalls