10/10

Airhorn

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This is straight up malware. Incomprehensible song titles. Malicious codes on the cover… “art”. I know these guys are sort of a big deal around these parts, so let’s get a proper virus scan before we go releasing junk like this into the wild for everyone to download and infect their system. It’s rare I’m this disappointed, NO DATA. Try again.

Hey,
nodata,
thanks.

yassssss gaga

thanks! i just downloaded all theyre albums the other month when i read about Aphex Twins on XLR8R and i have to say, it is not very good. check out Sophie and Hannah Diamond for good guiyomi electronica beats.

^_^

Is this new material?

no fake, this is real

this is fake :)

All hail the king!

THIS IS REAL! The album is available for pre-order with download code.

How do you say “fake” was better, than this shit!

Fuck yes!

FAKE!

FAKE! The digital edition will only be available in the same date of the fisical edition. THERE IS NO DIGITAL DOWNLOADS of the complete album right now!

Come on you cunts, lets have some Aphex Acid!!

Welcome to Fakex Twig’s new album: Spyro.
Enjoyx.

best comments ever on no data, thnks gUyz

sawnds awsum ya faggets

this reminds me of my 1987 album “bad”

if there was ever an artist to top the comments of an Burial album it is AFX. keep it real y’all. KONY 2012. Chem Trails. Obama isn’t American.

this is the new shampoo of my queen made at home by Amon Tobin

Ok, seriously. ..
These guys sound NOTHING like Skrillex or other EDM acts. Why are they so hyped? It sounds like a clusterfuck in my head and now my head hurts. Overrated wanna be EDM artists!!

Hello everyone. I’m flattered that you all think this album is courtesy of the one and only Nathan Fake, but I can assure you I did not produce this. This really is all the work of Richard (or Sexy Phexy as I like to call him). These tracks are actually fairly decent, so I could see how you would think it’s me, but give the poor lad some proper credit. He’s trying really hard and maybe with more experience he could be as famous and talented as me, Nathan Fake.
-Yours truly, Nathan Fake

Trollin’ in Nodata !!!! keep it up kids

Just found in my shelf a strange record in a brown paperbag called “analogue bubblebath” or so, sounds as crappy as this äffex, whoever that girl is. I’ll better listen now to some real good music, like, erm, of that cool dude called Richard D. James or so! HE’S COOL! But this Äffeks sucks. So bad.
;)

Tbh this was just way too raunchy and explicit for me. Even the title “s950tx16wasr10 [163.97]” is clearly a reference to bareback anal intercourse. I much prefer Aphex Twin’s asexual twin, Asex Twin.

What’s all this Aphex Twinge rubbish? These young poops with there bleepy bloops.

They should be listening to classics like this instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ-dqtpJ0kY

PAPAT4… the man is a genius. too much fun.

the real deal… AFX is GOD

funniest thread ever…

this is gold. these kids are going places!

Overhyped, overrated garbage. Not even half as good as RAM. 1/10

106th useless post in a useless thread for a useless record

dadadah ndah blarubblarub nanaaaaaaa

Hotel rooms for international label managers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.00311
Social media digital advertising in US . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.0316
Emails, placements and promotions with web stores in US . . . . . . . . £0.01519
Pay per click digital advertising in the US . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.02066
Hotel in Seattle for album playback meeting . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.00049
Refreshments for NYC listening party . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.00073
Window posters in Dublin, Ireland . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.00232
CD-Rs for UK radio promotion . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.00035
Postage costs for UK radio promotion mailout . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.00081
Taxis for planning meeting day in London . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.00057
Journalist travel expenses from France to London . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.00133
Refreshments and lunch for promo team album listening in Paris . . . £0.00143
Postage costs for radio promo mailout in Germany . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.00099
Outdoor postering in Italy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.00066
Production cost for retail clear folder for Japan . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.00283
Online advertising in Spain . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.00133
Online advertising in Norway . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.00099
Online advertising in Sweden . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.00099
Print advertising including The Fader / Vice and others . . . . . . . . . . . . £0.09357

Feeling like you’re giving the middle finger to society because you listen to inaccessible abstract avant-garde compositions rather than simple radio-friendly pop jingles, when in fact what you listen to is just as much a mass marketed, commercialized illusion contrived by advertising executives to prey on weak-minded gullible simpletons desperate to prove how “l33t” and “trve” they are: Priceless.

Oh hey cool! Aphex Twin! I love listening to new bands.

put a donk on it

Im using tor to illegaly dowload this album befores its been release, richie would be proud of me

Everyone says they used to be bigger but of course the creators deny this. We’re expected to believe that nostalgia has some part in this, thinking back to our childhood. Anyway, what I came here to say was that whilst Barbeque Beef flavour Monster Munch will always be a personal favourite, Pickled Onion is highly underrated.

So what you guys think? Is HE back?

triangles

THANKS!!!