Windy Mindy was the name of a weird goth girl girl in my middle school who farted a lot. But she also had prophetic powers and predicted a Pixies album released in 2014 that rhymed with her notorious nickname. We scoffed at her oddly unlikely prediction and threw chicken nuggets at her until she finally snapped and devised a sinister plan.
She brought industrial sized containers of ex-lax to school, mixed it with the food in the cafeteria and made us all pee out of our butts at random. Even a few teachers paid the price. We never laughed at her prophecies ever again, and you won’t see me laughing now. :I
the pixies always sucked i dunno why ppl make such a fuzz about them. oooh loud quiet loud how extraordinary! just becoz they influenced a lot of stupid bands doesnt mean theyre important.
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Windy Mindy was the name of a weird goth girl girl in my middle school who farted a lot. But she also had prophetic powers and predicted a Pixies album released in 2014 that rhymed with her notorious nickname. We scoffed at her oddly unlikely prediction and threw chicken nuggets at her until she finally snapped and devised a sinister plan.
She brought industrial sized containers of ex-lax to school, mixed it with the food in the cafeteria and made us all pee out of our butts at random. Even a few teachers paid the price. We never laughed at her prophecies ever again, and you won’t see me laughing now. :I
Freaking awesome!
I can confirm this happened.
Source: I was the only girl in class who would hang out with Windy Mindy.
the pixies always sucked i dunno why ppl make such a fuzz about them. oooh loud quiet loud how extraordinary! just becoz they influenced a lot of stupid bands doesnt mean theyre important.
Frig off, Barb.
Whatever you say Mr. Albini. . .
never heard of these guys before. gonna check em out
pulled already