Oh man, I want to stroke those eyebrows.

These vampires are sucking the life out of us.

True story: I once ejected my life-giver onto the eyebrows of a daughter of a very important politician. I was only the ten-der age of fifteen at the time (she was in her late fifties) and promised to keep it secret; and didn’t have to pay taxes for two years.
I have to say she looked a whole lot better than this man-child, but who cares really, if the music is as good as this?
I think I’ll listen to this on my way to my creative writing class: I’ve been studying, they say it’s never too late to become like one of one’s heroes. I have a thing for Borges: he goes well with prescription pills, when you still have that post-coital glow, like the burning embers of a yet to be vanquished fire, still lit in the hearth.
ps. I would love to time-travel back to that time, experience the glory of fellatio again: my hair has since fallen out, and the old man doesn’t rise to attention like he used to. Luckily my wonderful other half doesn’t mind, but here I digress… (ellipses).

tell me your email address and i will paypal you money to stop posting your REVIEWS here.

Andrej Pejic, so hot right now???

Not another fuckin’ group from Texas?