Hope they part Steely Dan for using their cover art

STEELY DAN
WHO LOVES STEELY DAN??
STEELY DAN DOES

I only clicked bc I thought this would be full of Aja samples.

WHERE’S ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAN AT???
IT WAS SPOSTA BE RIGHT HERE!

NODATA, PLEASE UPLOAD SOME STEELY DAN

Gaucho and The Royal Scam

Testing… one, two… testing
Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen

We’re glad you made it here tonite
Becau’ you gonna miss a…
you can tell yo friend tomorro’
that they gonna miss out on a (bleep)damn good thang we gonna give you tonite.

(drum roll)

Yeah!
Right on!

What we gonna give you tonight, it’ll be down to the nitty gritty.
Yeah!

You can tell all yo friends… Way home in uh…
Hell… Hell! I don’t care, you can tell ’em, in anyway you want (bleep)! Hahahahahaha…
You can tell ’em that, you can tell ’em tonite
That Santa Monica had been definee’ set on fire.
And they make, and they make out on uh… them good thang.
The best thing ever happened to Santa Monica is gonna be here tonite.

(drum roll)

Yeah!

And you can also… Aw, you little ol’ purty… purty, little purty one, Uh!
If he ain’t here tonite, Uh! You can tell him, forget it too, you know.
Because, Mister… Whatevah, is here tonite
He gonna get down tonight, Brother
He gonna get with it
He gonna give you something that Santa Monica that never had.
If it good to ya, it got to be good for ya!

Right on! Yeah!

And one thing I can tell ya, Brother. He’s here tonight.
Mr. Magnificent one is here… The Beautiful one is here…
Hahaha, you little ‘ol purty one, you here two
You know… Whatevah.

Here is the Magnificent one
The one and only one
Mr… Steely… Dan… Whatever!