What does a koala have to achieve?

Disco Jeb (as he was known to be on the beachfront boardwalk) never wore a shirt in his life (even his girlfriend, he has gone through twenty and counting, complained of his unbearable display of machismo and lack of self-awareness) and would roast until he was lobster red. He maintained this bawdy look by coating himself with layers of coconut butter and never showered creating a special kind of stench that would send other boardwalk strollers off the walk and gasping for air.

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