Eee Gads. This sounds like Peter Gabriel, but it’s the line: “You’re just an old timer, and I feed you one liners” that sunk the hook in me, a bad connection and I jumped off this train.

geography teacher does karaoke

Hey! Where are all the album covers?

O dont download stuff, i just like to look to all that obtuse artwork!

I’d like to drink with Guy in a nice wood beamed pub on some moor in England. Him in felt overcoat and caramel scarf, me in tweed and brogues. Pints of bitter each laughing over pork scratching and nobbys nuts. But by 11:30 we’d be face to face arguing over head for supplies as it sounds like the title of a book recounting the near death experience of a supply teacher stuck in a store cupboard. He’d leave with a bag of pork crunch, I’d carry on, laughing at his stiff upper leathers. Wanker.

Ahh… Nobbys Nuts, Pork Crunch, bitter… off to the pub