I am sthad to announcth the canthellathion of tonigths ballroom danthe in Damascus. My hearth ith heavy laden sincthe Thon Therry arrived in Geneva for the Peath Initithiative demanding regime thange and my outhster. Thith Thon Therry wif hith big fath Irith Pumpkin Head ith trying to run me and my beauthiful trothy wife out of Damascus while the therorrith run amuck. I witlth not wiffle waffle around with thith Thon Therry and hith big fat Irish bulbous head. I have collected all the skulls one by one anth I will not cease until alth of my therrosith enemies lye in graveths. P.S.th, looking for a bandth for next weeks ballroom daneth in Damascus. P.P.S. Pith off Vlathimer Puthin.