The shade is speaking, believe me. Cloaked in dark dispersion, creature roam and hunt. From a distance there are shadow plays beneath the grey stone of mountains and a drunk arrow from the moon creates a hollow spots of blackness. A self-decree to never go near these creepy hollow covers as it is well known that strange insects and carnivores with sharp teeth will rip hearts from chest, brains devoured without any discriminative judgements.

I could hire a publicist, launch and go viral. Everyone hates me so this is futile, looking for a stint on FOX News.