I just got back from House of Black Lanterns and I am laden with Leather Jacket Love Stories, so many being told there. Now my heart is heavy and my mood is dour because if you ever heard one of these Leather Jacket Love Stories you too would wilt and crumple like a piece of paper inside a house set ablaze. Everyone should be cautioned about entry to this gloomy den with Black Lanterns (which buy the way are not really Black at all, but are more of bone washed color emitting a soft silver frosting of light) for it is upon entry that everyone will be confronted with ‘The Truth’ about not only there own lives, but the real story behind wearing a Leather Jacket and falling in love on that same day with someone else wearing a black jacket.

Theres two dicks! I see two big weiners!

In the mirror, quit looking, those are your ears.