wouldst thou desire to live deliciously?
(a pretty dress)
The Bitch!

isnt it boring hear this guy singing in every damn song in the same way? It’s the same shit since he made that video where he dance. its like every damn song is to perfom that shitty dance

OF COURSE!

Oh, Tom, you crazy man…

They are a glorified version of Coldplay,, and equally boring

Might as well watch the video, with that Rankin-Bass / Wicker Man thing going on.

Edsel was shit faced drunk on a hot spring night at Chavez Ravine (Dodger Stadium) while the Blue Crew held onto a 1-0 lead over The San Francisco Giants in the top of the ninth inning with Ace Clayton Kershaw on the mound hanging on to a no hitter with two out and slugger Sandoval at the plate. Edsel had prime tickets seats behind the Dodgers dugout down the third base line. Sitting next to Edsel was Jeremy who was also shit faced drunk and when Kershaw caught Sandoval looking on an off speed pitch that caught the inside corner of the plate, Jeremy turned to Edsel (complete strangers to each other) and slapped a high five with both parties almost missing the others palm of the hand. Both men sloshed beer onto the dugout below and both men guffawed like some malformation of a human being, a sound that could only come from prehistoric birds. Thirty minutes later, Edsel lyes dead from bullet wounds that Jeremy inflicted after the two got into a road rage incident on Sunset Boulevard. With neither man not able to recognize the other in their cars on dimly lit section of the Boulevard. It was only after Jeremy was unloading his pistol into Edsel’s fragmented skull that he a brief mental flash that he had just murdered the man he sat next to at the stadium. Fleeing the scene in a hurry as Black and Whites screamed their sirens in the hot dark air, Jeremy contemplated the odd series of events as belonging to a causal chain that made no sense. “Causation is a peculiar beast” he thought to himself.

They’re just not that good

i love you all

this is good, i am happy, so you can all troll elsewhere

Is that RadioHead with the guy who wears the gargantuan suits puffed up like a balloon singing that “You might find yourself in a suburban house, with a suburban wife and car and you might ask yourself that is not my suburban home with a suburban wife and a suburban four wheel car?

why did he survive